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6) Run it over, then you don't have to skin it



  
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5) Backyard wrestling weed wacker incident (irc vid)
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 07:16 PM

4) Do it the Chinese way and take the still living feline BEAST and throw him in a pot of boiling water for a bit, then take it out still living mind you and dump it in a pot full of freezing cold water and the skin will just fall off.

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3) Duct tape a razor blade to your penis and fuck it
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 08:03 PM

2. Drop him off at your local chinese food place, yell "Banzai" and watch the magic unfold before your very eyes !


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Default 08-17-2005, 08:13 PM

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2. Drop him off at your local chinese food place, yell "Banzai" and watch the magic unfold before your very eyes !
Banzai is Japanese....


  
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Default 08-17-2005, 08:34 PM

1) You would remember that there is only one way to skin a cat, and thus you would ignore all the other 9 ways to do so.

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10_ Fleshlights
  
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9) goatse t-shirts
  
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8)a t-shirt with neds pic
  
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7) Pandora Bypass
  
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6) GF1's Official Bong
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 09:56 PM

5) AA.com format, with a Bazooka Joe mod



  
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Default 08-17-2005, 09:56 PM

5) A chance to shoot anyone you dislike on the forum
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 09:56 PM

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7) Pandora Bypass
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5.) nude pics of comoatse's sister.


  
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