[anti]

Just add on your favourite quotes or moments:

Barney walking down the stairs at Homer's house in Marge's clothing: " I'm going to market!"

Homer: "Did you know the internet's on a computer now?"


Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up


Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story


Asian girl: Are you leaving camp because of that boy? Because thats what I told everyone.
Marge: Yes.
Asian Girl: Your also pregnant


Homer- I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Ralph: Your eyes need diapers.


Homer: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man, which makes me the woman. And, I have no interest in that, besides occasionaly wearing the underware, which as we discussed is only a comfort thing."

Lunchlady Doris: More testicles mean more iron!


all time favourite
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

[Nyck]

dont watch it enough to have a favorite quote

How bout "Doh" -Homer Simpson

and "eat my shorts" bart simpson..


lol

[anti]

i know doom will have alot to add.

[Zoner]

Too many to list. Here're some off the top of my head.

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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Hot dog vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me.
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Homer: Help! Save me Jeebus!
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Homer: Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
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[KTOG]

Homer: Don't you hate pants!?

[Pyro]

"Here are your messages: 'You have thirty minutes to move your car.' 'You have ten minutes to move your car.' 'Your car has been impounded.' 'Your car has been crushed into a cube.' 'You have thirty minutes to move your cube.'" -- Homer Simpson

[Rott3n]

Homer: "You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my t.v. loud and my homosexshuls flaming".

[Jakke]

Homer : I Don't Believe In Jeebus! HELP ME JEEBUS!!

[Whatada]

*Detective stands on balcony looking over town*

Detective: I'll find you beer baron. If it's the last thing I do.

Homer in the distance: No you won't!!

Detective: Yes, I will.

Homer: No you won't!

[dr nein]

Originally Posted by anti

i know doom will have alot to add.

Dr Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

Skinner: I'm telling you people the earth revolves around the sun!
Grampa: Burn him!

[Bucknub]

Originally Posted by anti

Homer: "Did you know the internet's on a computer now?"

You Butchered that one.

[newt.]

duffman: duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

doctor dude: hello everybody!

[Madmartagen]

Mr. Burns: Smithers are they booing me?
Smithers: No sir, theyre saying boo-urns.

Homer (singing): my homey has a first name its H-O-M-E-R. my homey has a last name its H-O-M-E-R.

Judge: Mr Hutz, do you realize you arent wearing any pants?

[Bucknub]

Ralph - "Hello, Super Nintendo Chalmers"

[Scalping Chief]

Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Milhouse: Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!

Milhouse: What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh


Carl + Lenny + Millhouse > All