[Miscguy]

+ 1 for driving drunk, though -1 for not killing yourself or someone else doing so.

also -47 for going near a fat chick.

[Anita_Man]

Originally Posted by Arkan

-1 for driving under the influence.

As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)

Chalk that up to experience my friend and never get behind the wheel unless you're 100% sober and not "stumbling" through the door.

Finding a X might be hard or did you get one already?

[Coleman]

[quote="Anita_Head":2eaf4]

Originally Posted by Arkan

-1 for driving under the influence.

As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)

Chalk that up to experience my friend and never get behind the wheel unless you're 100% sober and not "stumbling" through the door.

Finding a X might be hard or did you get one already?[/quote:2eaf4]He fucked Xena the worrior princess.

[Pyro]

Ive always been able to make sure that im not going to fuck some fat chick...though fuck theres been times when i couldn't fucking tell for a bit.

[wintersforge]

most guys have nailed a burger hunny in their sexual exploits....

i was gang raped by a group of them senior year of highschool. went ot the eastern shore..party was broken up by cops and friends and i needed a place to crash for a few days. "big gurls" from my school put us up, fed us, got us wasted and sucked our schlongs till they bled...ah good times oOo:

[Coleman]

Originally Posted by wintersforge

most guys have nailed a burger hunny in their sexual exploits....

i was gang raped by a group of them senior year of highschool. went ot the eastern shore..party was broken up by cops and friends and i needed a place to crash for a few days. "big gurls" from my school put us up, fed us, got us wasted and sucked our schlongs till they bled...ah good times oOo:

lol

does your wife know about that? biggrin:

[Bleuachdu]

that pic belongs on myspace... and ffs don't drive drunk

[Simo Häyhä]

fat chicks need love too

[Akuma]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1b3a4]fat chicks need love too[/quote:1b3a4]
lies

[Unknown_Sniper]

[quote=Poseidon]

Originally Posted by "Unknown_Sniper":5a89d

I wont drive if Im sober and hungover

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Way to be retarded retard. You clearly tried to make a funny but then failed and hid in a closet.

plzdie:

[wintersforge]

Originally Posted by Coleman

lol

does your wife know about that? biggrin:

depends on the woman. we were both wild as youngsters sowing out oats if you will seeing what life is all about. ive recounted parts of this story to her but not in full glorious detail...

[Merlin122]

big women are great. what are you complaining about? spank:

[Mancer]

Lol ive got that same cate pistol The Zhen Ming.

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OR atleast it looks like a Cate Gun.

[bukdez]

SOUNDED FUN!...

[eeves]

Originally Posted by KTOG

Almost been there many a times. Then jesus whispers in my ear to not do it.

lmao...