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Default 09-14-2005, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TodzumPapst
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Originally Posted by Arkan
As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

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Fuck dude... how are you going to find a "X"...... a "Q"........ ed:
  
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