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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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10-20-2005, 09:26 PM
In Ventrilo:
person #1: Damn he (me) has a deep voice.
Person #2 he must be black
person #1: but I think he's white.
BMX (White): "If you're white, get the fuck out."
laff.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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10-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head]
Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls!
Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!
Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!
Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing!
Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[everyone starts laughing]
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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10-21-2005, 08:32 AM
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
-- Bruce Cambpell, "Army of Darkness"
Smokey: "You know what they say, 'The older the berry, the sweeter the juice'."
Craig: "Yo, that's 'The BLACKER the berry, the sweeter the juice!'"
Smokey: "Yeah, she blacker than a motherfucker too."
-- Chris Tucker/Ice Cube, "Friday"
Rick James: "Why you hit me, Charlie?"
Charlie Murphy: "Because you hit me, man!"
Rick James: "That was WEEKS ago, motherfucker, I'm partyin!"
-- Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy, "Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories"
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Senior Member
Posts: 199
Join Date: Oct 2004
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10-21-2005, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
-- Bruce Cambpell, "Army of Darkness"
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rock:
"alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up, see this? this is my BOOM-stick
,its a 12 guage duable barrel remington, S-smart top of the line, you find this in the sporting goods department..." |
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Sergeant 1st Class
Posts: 1,664
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Joined: 06 May 2003
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10-21-2005, 12:37 PM
"You owe me one jelly do-nut!!!"
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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10-21-2005, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
Rick James: "Why you hit me, Charlie?"
Charlie Murphy: "Because you hit me, man!"
Rick James: "That was WEEKS ago, motherfucker, I'm partyin!"
-- Dave Chappelle/Charlie Murphy, "Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories"
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats the greatest episode. |
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Major General
Posts: 12,924
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
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10-21-2005, 01:35 PM
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
- George W.Bush.
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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10-21-2005, 01:55 PM
"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony
"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton
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Major
Posts: 6,413
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: University of Guelph
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10-21-2005, 02:07 PM
"We'll smoke em out of their holes" George Bush.. oOo:
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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10-21-2005, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
"We'll smoke em out of their holes" George Bush.. oOo:
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,410
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: USA
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10-21-2005, 02:31 PM
check the sig.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,609
Join Date: Jun 2004
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10-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head]
Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls!
Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!
Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!
Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing!
Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[everyone starts laughing]
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haha, i loved that scene. |
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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10-21-2005, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by anti
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has tourettes syndrome] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaraunt suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids who'd shaven their heads in support of their friend who had cancer] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [in his head]
Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Shit ass motherfuckering asshole cuntpiss and balls!
Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch!
Susie Greene: [Just walks in to the restaurant; Thinks Cheryl was talking to her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker!
Cheryl's father: Aah....Cunninlingus! French Kissing!
Jeff's father: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[everyone starts laughing]
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haha, i loved that scene. |
rofl....The delivery of Michael York's and the two father's lines were just fucking amazing. |
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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10-21-2005, 03:33 PM
Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
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10-21-2005, 03:50 PM
"my mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch"
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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