Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Pizza Toppings of Christ
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#16)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 10-24-2005, 07:56 PM

Everybody knows my niga jesus only eats crackers and cheese washed down by a vintage pinot noir....
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#17)
Stammer is Offline
Captain
 
Posts: 5,021
Join Date: Mar 2005
   
Default 10-24-2005, 08:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by elstatec
yea as a result of those hebrews whining to the romans to nick' him.
You know the whole Jews killing Jesus thing was added in the Middle Ages right? The Romans didn't like Jesus because he was a threat and represented great change in thought, thus he was subsequently killed.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#18)
Hawke is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
   
Default 10-24-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Stammer

You know the whole Jews killing Jesus thing was added in the Middle Ages right? The Romans didn't like Jesus because he was a threat and represented great change in thought, thus he was subsequently killed.
The Jewish people chose Jesus to be killed and Barabus to be freed. Pilate let the people decide and that's how they decided. To keep the people happy, Pilate condemned Jesus to death.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#19)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default 10-24-2005, 08:49 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS ISNT AN ARGUEMENT ON HOW, BY WHO AND WHY JESUS DIED.

ITS WHAT THE MOTHA FUCKER WOULD WANT ON HIS PIZZA.


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#20)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 10-24-2005, 08:51 PM

I think Jesus would like 2 of every animal on his pizza.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#21)
Jin-Roh is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
  Send a message via AIM to Jin-Roh Send a message via MSN to Jin-Roh  
Default 10-24-2005, 08:51 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKERS, THIS ISNT AN ARGUEMENT ON HOW, BY WHO AND WHY JESUS DIED.

ITS WHAT THE MOTHA FUCKER WOULD WANT ON HIS PIZZA.
Bell ppers, turnips, honey bread... I dunno. Any thing in this book:

[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0785265678.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img]
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#22)
Quze is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 261
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
   
Default 10-24-2005, 09:20 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":fb48f]I think he would have a BBQ chicken with onions, a side of mozzarella sticks, and a beer.[/quote:fb48f]

I don't think Jesus is the kind of guy to choose BBQ Chicken over pizza.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he loved to eat BBQ chicken, but he didn't want to spend the time cleaning the sauce out of his beard.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#23)
Milla is Offline
Major General
 
Milla's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
  Send a message via AIM to Milla  
Default 10-24-2005, 09:23 PM

Just cheese for me....sometimes pepperoni


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#24)
Scalping Chief is Offline
Major
 
Posts: 6,418
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canada
  Send a message via MSN to Scalping Chief  
Default 10-24-2005, 09:31 PM

Pizza Dough and Wine
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#25)
mr.miyagi is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
mr.miyagi's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
   
Default 10-24-2005, 09:40 PM

[img]http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/7220/possessed0pp.jpg[/img]


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
Reply With Quote
WTF BBQ
Old
  (#26)
mr.miyagi is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
mr.miyagi's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
   
Default WTF BBQ - 10-24-2005, 09:40 PM

oops dbl pst cuss:


That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#27)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 10-24-2005, 09:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Milla
Just cheese for me....sometimes pepperoni
I hate it how theres one fucker in the family who refuses to take any topping on their pizza except cheese..

Course, your sexyness makes up for it.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#28)
Scalping Chief is Offline
Major
 
Posts: 6,418
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canada
  Send a message via MSN to Scalping Chief  
Default 10-24-2005, 10:03 PM

I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.
  
Reply With Quote
Re: WTF BBQ
Old
  (#29)
anti is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,609
Join Date: Jun 2004
   
Default Re: WTF BBQ - 10-24-2005, 10:09 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":6ed58]oops dbl pst cuss:[/quote:6ed58]

you fucking idiot. for fuck sakes man, cant you do any fucing thing right? jesus christ you fucking failure. i cant believe just how fucking stupid you are. fuck you. spank:


  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#30)
Hawke is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
   
Default 10-24-2005, 10:09 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":c5af4]I made a pizza the other day with Cheese, Pepperoni, Ham, Pineapple, Gummy Bears, Skittles, Carrots, Anchovies, Rolo and Caramilk bars in the Crust. Sometimes you get so bored working at Pizza places that get no buisness.[/quote:c5af4]
oOo:
  
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.