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Default I got married to a chair to be sexy - 12-23-2005, 10:19 PM
I am bored sooo..

Find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: **** Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:21 PM
I beat up a cell phone and it sucked

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Default 12-23-2005, 10:23 PM
GG Myspace gaynesss

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:23 PM
I peed on Michael Jackson and it sucked oOo:
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:24 PM
I peed on an apple for money. eek:



It's funny, usually I'd pay money to pee on an apple.

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Default 12-23-2005, 10:25 PM
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oh but your posts are worthy of threads right?
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:26 PM
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GG NOT from myspace.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:27 PM
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oh but your posts are worthy of threads right?
you are unworthy of life, take it now or I will snatch it from you.

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Default 12-23-2005, 10:27 PM
and nyck wtf ur supposed to be in bed
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:28 PM
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oh but your posts are worthy of threads right?
you are unworthy of life, take it now or I will snatch it from you.

Himmler post the ones that say..wanna fuck me?

then you click it and it says opmfiufgufbfwtfbbq you opend it now u will haf bad sechs for 400 years if you dont forward it to 928763 people in 12 seconds.
i never post those. they are fucking gaaaaay. if someone posts those i usually reply to them in a message and tell them they're fucking lame for posting a chain letter plzdie:
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:29 PM
I beat up my English teacher to be sexy.



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Default 12-23-2005, 10:29 PM
I beat up a Teletubby and liked it happy:
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:31 PM
I felt up a cellphone and had twins. I know someone else has this too. Well not necessarily the twins part but hte feeling up the cell phone.
  
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:32 PM
I fucked a dude for cash

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 12-23-2005, 10:40 PM
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we already knew this and you didnt have to play the word game to get the answer
  
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