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Default 12-27-2005, 04:58 AM

I swear sometimes, guys who just cut me off - on roundabouts or whatever. I'm seriously going to just slam into them one time.

Compensation for me!!!! I'll be fucking loaded! happy:
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 11:34 AM

there are few things more infuriating...

a taxi smashed into me coming behind me right in front of my apartment about 3 weeks ago. he tore off my front bumper, and the total repair cost was 1600. i only had to pay my 500 dollar insurance deductable though. still, with the dozen phone calls, insurance quotes, various forms to fill out....what a giant pain in the ass.

i too, used to be mr. road rage. before i got my civic (which is perfect for city driving), i had a 94 thunderbird SC with the supercharged 3.8. i used to race any fucker who even passed me fast, didnt even have to be driving erratically. annoy: rofl, i once chased a guy, caught him in an empty parking lot...and then did doughnuts around his car, then sped away. it is painful to admit shit like that, but that was when i was 19 yr old douche.

now that i am 25, i too, feel much like Arkan does. also, when you finally do encounter the crazy fuck who stops his car in the middle of the street, and then walks toward you to confront you....you will change your mind.

i would file the complaint, along with that online thing you did
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 11:57 AM

yeah, ive had to deal with a couple of dicks...the worse was when i was backing out of a parking space and had to wait for a car to pass so i was like 1/4 out and some bitch runs in her car in the parking lot across from me so i back up and getr eady to put the car into drive and she fucking backs up right into my truck....and she called her brother who was inside to come bitch at me how it was my fault...i wanted to kill the bitches...at least it was private property so we pay our own damages and being the SUV we had scratche sont he bumper...but they had like the taillight out, the fender fucked...lolt hat part was funny.

Good luck with the reporting tripper.


  
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Default 12-27-2005, 12:06 PM

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rofl, i once chased a guy, caught him in an empty parking lot...and then did doughnuts around his car, then sped away. it is painful to admit shit like that, but that was when i was 19 yr old douche.
LMAO stupid:
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 04:59 PM

Oh, i remember this one time where i was in a hurry and i sped into a bank parking lot in the wrong entrance cutting some guy off. He got pissed and turned his car around and got out. I guess he realized he made a mistake when i walked up to him and asked if he wanted to tell me something. Guy just stood there and i said "Hey, so i cut you off, no biggie. You wanna get punched out or would you rather forget the whole thing and go our seperate way. Your choice" Guy just got back in his car and i waved and told him to have a nice day. See, i told you i can be nice.


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Default 12-27-2005, 05:04 PM

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Oh, i remember this one time where i was in a hurry and i sped into a bank parking lot in the wrong entrance cutting some guy off. He got pissed and turned his car around and got out. I guess he realized he made a mistake when i walked up to him and asked if he wanted to tell me something. Guy just stood there and i said "Hey, so i cut you off, no biggie. You wanna get punched out or would you rather forget the whole thing and go our seperate way. Your choice" Guy just got back in his car and i waved and told him to have a nice day. See, i told you i can be nice.
did you then proceed to blast his wifes shitter? biggrin:


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Default 12-27-2005, 05:14 PM

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Oh, i remember this one time where i was in a hurry and i sped into a bank parking lot in the wrong entrance cutting some guy off. He got pissed and turned his car around and got out. I guess he realized he made a mistake when i walked up to him and asked if he wanted to tell me something. Guy just stood there and i said "Hey, so i cut you off, no biggie. You wanna get punched out or would you rather forget the whole thing and go our seperate way. Your choice" Guy just got back in his car and i waved and told him to have a nice day. See, i told you i can be nice.
did you then proceed to blast his wifes shitter?
Oh man, i can't stop laughing. You know, his wife was actually with him and never got out of the car. Perhaps that played a role in my actions. I really didn't want to bust the guy up for no reason. I cut him off but i didn't put him or his car in any danger....i knew where he was when i did it and knew i had enough time to back an 18 wheeler in there. He just got startled then got mad. Actually i was laughing because i knew i was the assclown that time but on the same token, i wasn't about to deal with his "i'll tell him dear" routine. He could've flipped me the finger and went his merry way, i would've been ok with that. Just don't spin around and hop out of your car like you're some type of badass, only to embarrass yourself by way of getting a ass whoopin' or worse yet, not doing a thing. Don't waste my time.


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Default 12-27-2005, 08:39 PM

arkan you are 100% badass
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:31 PM

Just like chuck Norris and Mr T facts, there should be facts about Arkan.
  
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Default 12-27-2005, 10:31 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":6962b]Just like chuck Norris and Mr T facts, there should be facts about Arkan.[/quote:6962b] happy:


  
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Default 12-28-2005, 12:31 AM

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Default 12-28-2005, 10:27 AM

Karma for being an ass on here.
  
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Default 01-02-2006, 12:43 PM

VladsucksMEGALARGECOLOSSALcocks.

I would've smacked the cunt in the chest with my huge steering wheel lock which I keep in my car but have never used for it's actual purpose - Had he gotten out of his car. That fuck knows I would've beaten the shit out of him had he tried anything, that's why he sped away like a giant vagina.
  
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