Me:
why are there black people
God:
Because I forgot that batch in the oven and god doesnt waste.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
Me:
How's ya gettin' on?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Sure dass wicked, ole man. 'Ow's yer Mudder? Still got da gout?
God:
Yay. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Should I know it is? Still how long? Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
Lard Jeezus, 'ow stunned is you at'all?
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":81e6b]Me:
Have you seen geRV?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Have you seen geRV naked lying on a fluffy rug smoking a cigar with Judas lying on top of him?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It's a bit gay.[/quote:81e6b]