4.1 Million Dell batteries recalled

Poseidon · **4.1 Million Dell batteries recalled -** 08-16-2006, 08:55 AM

Suprised no one has posted this.

http://theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=32550

So far we have checked 4 batteries at work, 3 of which are listed to be replaced. We have hundreds of Dell laptops at work, for me to now check and replace batteries. Its going to be a huge blow for Dell, as its the biggest recall in history.

If you have a dell laptop there is a serial number on your battery, check this site to see if it requires a replacement

https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/

Simo Häyhä · 08-16-2006, 08:58 AM

only nubs use dells

Nyck · 08-16-2006, 09:01 AM

I believe we have quite a few of the batteries at work.

guess whos gonna be in charge of returning them and getting the replacements

loney:

Poseidon · 08-16-2006, 09:11 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":1be1b]only nubs use dells[/quote:1be1b]

Dells arnt actually that bad, especially on lease for business's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

I believe we have quite a few of the batteries at work.

guess whos gonna be in charge of returning them and getting the replacements

loney:

yeah its my job too, however i was planning on recalling all laptops anyway within the next week or so, to service all laptops on site, so it shouldnt be that bad. However i've just ordered 3 and they have said to allow 20 days for delivery. WTF! We have people in the company that can't be without their laptops for a day, never mind 3 weeks!

Nyck · 08-16-2006, 09:42 AM

[quote=Poseidon]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Simo Häyhä":321f2

only nubs use dells

Dells arnt actually that bad, especially on lease for business's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyck

I believe we have quite a few of the batteries at work.

guess whos gonna be in charge of returning them and getting the replacements

loney:

yeah its my job too, however i was planning on recalling all laptops anyway within the next week or so, to service all laptops on site, so it shouldnt be that bad. However i've just ordered 3 and they have said to allow 20 days for delivery. WTF! We have people in the company that can't be without their laptops for a day, never mind 3 weeks![/quote:321f2]

in most cases with dell returns, they send out the battery 1st and then you send back the old one. so you will always have a battery

Poseidon · 08-16-2006, 10:17 AM

yeah but the problem is, I know the chances are very low, but if something simular occurs before the replacement battery arrives in 3 weeks time, and we know about the problem already and have allowed the users to continue using the laptops, then we're fucked!

Doctor Duffy · 08-16-2006, 10:19 AM

[img]http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/pinups/dell.jpg[/img]

Simo Häyhä · 08-16-2006, 10:27 AM

quit posting stupid shit, gonzo

Doctor Duffy · 08-16-2006, 10:28 AM

Quit posting altogether, faggot.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-16-2006, 10:29 AM

Eh, i think my laptop is one of dem

Simo Häyhä · 08-16-2006, 10:30 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":c505f]Quit posting altogether, faggot.[/quote:c505f]
nobody here likes you. So i dont see why you still keep coming back. Enjoy your nonsexual day, virgincock

Doctor Duffy · 08-16-2006, 10:44 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5b3be]Honestly man, it's gonna be so awesome. I don't mean the act itself. Sure that'll be great too, but i mean the moments when i realize it's actually gonna happen, i'll be so excited i'll throw up. For you see i'm 21 and have had literally no contact physically or otherwise with attractive chicks since, like, forever. Don't get me wrong i'm not obese or pig ugly, i'm just extremely shy and nervous and have no friends or social life, so the tension and desperation has just built up and built up over the years. However, i'm going to college in the summer so the possibility of meeting attractive girls has become realistic. The realization that my dream of physically having sex with a beautiful naked 21yr old female has become a distinct possibility is right now making me feel so excited and anxiety ridden i feel as if i'm, yes, about to throw up. Does anyone here understand? Has anyone else felt how i felt and proceeded to have sex and did indeed throw up as a result of their excitement being too much to handle? Or did all you fucks lose your virginity's at 16?[/quote:5b3be]

Simo Häyhä · 08-16-2006, 11:08 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":75750][quote="Simo Häyhä":75750]Honestly man, it's gonna be so awesome. I don't mean the act itself. Sure that'll be great too, but i mean the moments when i realize it's actually gonna happen, i'll be so excited i'll throw up. For you see i'm 21 and have had literally no contact physically or otherwise with attractive chicks since, like, forever. Don't get me wrong i'm not obese or pig ugly, i'm just extremely shy and nervous and have no friends or social life, so the tension and desperation has just built up and built up over the years. However, i'm going to college in the summer so the possibility of meeting attractive girls has become realistic. The realization that my dream of physically having sex with a beautiful naked 21yr old female has become a distinct possibility is right now making me feel so excited and anxiety ridden i feel as if i'm, yes, about to throw up. Does anyone here understand? Has anyone else felt how i felt and proceeded to have sex and did indeed throw up as a result of their excitement being too much to handle? Or did all you fucks lose your virginity's at 16?[/quote:75750][/quote:75750]
The funny thing is duffy. Ive been dreaming of getting laid for 3 years while you've been pounding your jizz covered baby dick. Enjoy it
lol@duffys virginity