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Major
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Man tells security penis pump is bomb -
08-23-2006, 09:10 PM
[quote:cb2e8]Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found
an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb,
said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby
and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.[/quote:cb2e8]
cry:
[url=http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-tells-security-penis-pump-is-bomb/2006/08/24/1156012641789.html:cb2e8]link[/url:cb2e8]
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General of the Army
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08-23-2006, 09:26 PM
lol, could he not have said it was anything other than a bomb?
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General of the Army
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08-23-2006, 09:28 PM
smart.
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Colonel
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08-23-2006, 10:16 PM
cockpumps
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1st Lieutenant
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08-24-2006, 02:55 AM
he ment to say it was "the bomb" not "a bomb" biggrin:
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Major
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08-24-2006, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
lol, could he not have said it was anything other than a bomb?
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he played the bomb card to get him and his mum in separate interview rooms asap
where the reality of his penis enlargement intentions could be made discreetly apparent... annoy: |
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Sergeant 1st Class
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08-24-2006, 08:03 AM
First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.
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Administrator
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08-24-2006, 08:50 AM
I don't think he thought out his cunning plan all the way through.
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General of the Army
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08-24-2006, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoner
I don't think he thought out his cunning plan all the way through.
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Senior Member
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08-24-2006, 01:06 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":25f5e]First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.[/quote:25f5e]wow, you're a comedian
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Senior Member
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Location: Ohio
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08-24-2006, 03:04 PM
[quote=Bullitt]
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":2a839]First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.
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wow, you're a comedian[/quote:2a839]
It's from Austin Powers. |
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Sergeant 1st Class
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08-24-2006, 03:22 PM
[quote=Bullitt]
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":99c2e]First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.
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wow, you're a comedian[/quote:99c2e]
eek: |
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Major General
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08-24-2006, 03:35 PM
[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":076df][quote=Bullitt]
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":076df]First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.
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wow, you're a comedian[/quote:076df]
eek:[/quote:076df] |
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General of the Army
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08-24-2006, 06:18 PM
[quote=Hawke]
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Originally Posted by Bullitt
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Originally Posted by "Scorpion -
M15F1T[-":50459]First thing I thought when I read it..........
Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.
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wow, you're a comedian |
It's from Austin Powers.[/quote:50459] |
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