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Default 09-06-2006, 04:36 PM

talk to them

they will probably want to be your friend only cuz well...you're you...but then they can get to know you

How else do normal guys land hot chicks when they're not drunk.

And hell...being friends with one leads to many. Better off if you atcually knew someone before the univeristy who goes there too who is good at making friends...


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 05:07 PM

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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
rofl 3 times bullshit
in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:
I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by "Tripper":b3054
LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
rofl 3 times bullshit
in 18 years a WHOLE 3 TIMES GO ME WHOOHOOOO oOo:
I've never had sex or "hooked up", and I'm 17.

Comatose beats me at sex.[/quote:b3054]

like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 05:29 PM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
Not in a overtly sexual manner, but it's of my own choice. I've had plenty of opportunities to get with girls, just most of them don't interest me.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:01 PM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:04 PM

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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:31 PM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:40 PM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.


  
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Default 09-06-2006, 06:41 PM

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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
unfortunately, yes.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 09:52 PM

WOMEN ARE COMAS KRYPTONITEEEEEE
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 10:25 PM

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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:6a7e5]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.


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Default 09-06-2006, 10:27 PM

That's quality advice
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 10:31 PM

[quote=Arkan][quote=Pyro]
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like you havent kissed a bitch yet?
just most of them don't interest me.
missing the dick?
I just don't feel like digging into some chicks cavaties unless I actually "like" them.
that's the way it should be man

too many girls are skanks these days anyways.[/quote:b31f9]


Holy shit

/me slaps head

wtf is wrong with you guys? Go tag a slut. Who gives a fuck if you like 'em or not...."liking" them isn't the objective.[/quote:b31f9]

Yea. Okay.
  
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Default 09-06-2006, 10:35 PM

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LOL....Learn how to talk to chicks, dude.

I know for a fact that you haven't done shit with any girls, because you have to be either good looking, or a really good talker/bullshitter to have a one night stand with a decent looking chick.

So unless you've had a girlfriend, I'm willing to bet you're a virgin of oral and proper sex.
proper sex yes.

I hate how people spout quick fix'er'up buzzphrases like "learn to talk to girls" like its the easiest thing ever. The issue isnt really even 'talking to girls' so much as 'learning to pull a girl.'

And finally, alcohol, sympathy, and I think one chick I felt unusually comfortable around have made my life's 3 hook-ups possible. Go me oOo:
Comatose holy shit are you a fucking women? Just remember that they're inferior and have no valid opinions. "You're putting the pussy on a pedastle."

Wow so much like the movie.
like your taggin fly hunnies left and right mr roll on a dorito/xbox controller riddled floor with another dude.


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Default 09-06-2006, 10:37 PM

Thats so much bullshit it's incredible, Coma get's all his orgies from his sister
  
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