[Zoner]

I won't list peeves that I've mentioned before in past lists. I've got some new ones.

1. People who leave big shitty skidmarks on the back of the toilet seat in your favorite stall in the office shitter.

2. When you set a timer on your PVR/DVR and the show you want to record gets replaced with something WAY more shitty. Example, I wanted to record "Dexter" and got "The Man" starring Eugene Levy.

3. Eugene Levy. Yeah, you were Jim's dad on American Pie. Big fucking deal. You sucked on SCTV and you suck now.

4. Flavored coffee. Whoever decided that vanilla, hazelnuts and coffee go together should be shot in the dick with a blowdart. Especially when the first pot of the day is a flavored brew. Fuck THAT.

5. People who leave their cellphone ringers on at work. If I hear this cunt's BlackBerry play "Under the Boardwalk" one more time, I'm going to shove it so far up his french-canadian ass that he'll be able to click the trackwheel with his Adam's apple.