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Originally Posted by Coleman

no, we don't get in fights here in Happy Valley. We just get hit by cars as we're running across streets or die of getting shot in the face, and the occasional falling out of fraternity windows.

ROFL! I think we go to the same school. Drivers on campus have no regard for nice things such as yielding to pedestrians or not going 65 mph through campus streets. And we had 3 people get shot and killed on our strip last semester. All shootings were done by non-students. annoy: