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Default 06-16-2007, 06:30 PM

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I wish politicians were competent for the most part.
Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.

I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass
granted but lindsay lohan's balls would be banging against yours.


I wish i had a pet camel
granted, but you have to clean the shit off of its balls every time it takes a dump.


I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.



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Default 06-16-2007, 06:36 PM

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I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.
granted, but now you have no one.

I wish I knew where Judas went.



  
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Default 06-16-2007, 06:40 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e3e3e]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:e3e3e]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
  
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Default 06-16-2007, 06:41 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":8f8be][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f8be]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:8f8be]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:8f8be]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.



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Default 06-16-2007, 06:44 PM

[quote=Whatada][quote="Eight Ace":76263]
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Blitz":76263]I wish I knew where Judas went.
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:76263]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:76263]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now


  
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Default 06-16-2007, 07:20 PM

[quote=Pyro][quote=Whatada]
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Blitz":b3b63]I wish I knew where Judas went.
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:b3b63]

granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:b3b63]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me


  
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Default 06-16-2007, 07:26 PM

[quote=Milla][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":e5a0e]I wish I knew where Judas went.
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:e5a0e]

*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:e5a0e]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.



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Default 06-16-2007, 07:33 PM

[quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":73284]I wish I knew where Judas went.
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now
*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:73284]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:73284]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone


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[quote=Nyck][quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by "Whatada":f8e2f
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":f8e2f
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":f8e2f]I wish I knew where Judas went.
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again


I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.

I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]

I wish that I was drunk right now
*Wish does not compute*

I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.


I wish I was older.[/quote:f8e2f]

Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.

I wish my debt was gone[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but repomen took all your shit.

I wish I had more wishes.



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Default 06-16-2007, 07:54 PM

Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock

I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once
  
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Default 06-16-2007, 09:06 PM

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Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock

I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once

Granted but each one has 34 years worth of smegma build up that you have to first personally clean with your tongue only.

I wish for peace in the world


  
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Default 06-16-2007, 09:09 PM

granted, but now the world is overpopulated and the AIDS is rampant

I wish I had more posts.



  
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Default 06-16-2007, 09:59 PM

Granted but they're on another fucking forum.

I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.
  
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Default 06-16-2007, 10:15 PM

[quote="TGB!":1aab2]Granted but they're on another fucking forum.

I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.
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Granted, but unfortunately for you, Nyck won

I wish i made $250k a year without leaving the house


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Default 06-16-2007, 10:25 PM

Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.

I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom.
  
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