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06-16-2007, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by elstatec
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Originally Posted by Arkan
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Originally Posted by Whatada
I wish politicians were competent for the most part.
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Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.
I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass
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granted but lindsay lohan's balls would be banging against yours.
I wish i had a pet camel
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granted, but you have to clean the shit off of its balls every time it takes a dump.
I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.
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Originally Posted by Arch
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General of the Army
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06-16-2007, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Whatada
I wish the people that I surround myself with weren't so fucking dumb.
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granted, but now you have no one.
I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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06-16-2007, 06:40 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e3e3e]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:e3e3e]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
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1st Lieutenant
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Location: Narf.
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06-16-2007, 06:41 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":8f8be][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":8f8be]I wish I knew where Judas went.[/quote:8f8be]
Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:8f8be]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
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Originally Posted by Arch
sillybeans!
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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06-16-2007, 06:44 PM
[quote=Whatada][quote="Eight Ace":76263]
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":76263]I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy[/quote:76263]granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:76263]
granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]
I wish that I was drunk right now
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Major General
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Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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06-16-2007, 07:20 PM
[quote=Pyro][quote=Whatada]
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":b3b63
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":b3b63]I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
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granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.[/quote:b3b63]
granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]
I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:b3b63]
*Wish does not compute*
I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me
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1st Lieutenant
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Location: Narf.
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06-16-2007, 07:26 PM
[quote=Milla][quote=Pyro]
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Originally Posted by Whatada
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":e5a0e
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":e5a0e]I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
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granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
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granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]
I wish that I was drunk right now[/quote:e5a0e]
*Wish does not compute*
I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:e5a0e]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.
I wish I was older.
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Originally Posted by Arch
sillybeans!
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General of the Army
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Join Date: May 2002
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06-16-2007, 07:33 PM
[quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by Whatada
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":73284
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":73284]I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
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granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
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granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]
I wish that I was drunk right now
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*Wish does not compute*
I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:73284]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.
I wish I was older.[/quote:73284]
Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.
I wish my debt was gone
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1st Lieutenant
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Narf.
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06-16-2007, 07:34 PM
[quote=Nyck][quote=Whatada][quote=Milla]
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by "Whatada":f8e2f
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Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":f8e2f
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Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH
Blitz":f8e2f]I wish I knew where Judas went.
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Granted, u now share his shallow grave and r never heard from again
I wish I culd shoot my junk 100+metres with pinpoint accuracy
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granted, but now you have a needle dick that's 99 meters long.
I wish Tom Selleck was my brother.
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granted, but you must not touch...[img]http://wetmen.provocateuse.com/images/photos/tom_selleck_01.jpg[/img]
I wish that I was drunk right now
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*Wish does not compute*
I wish tripper would move to the US and live with me[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but you're not allowed to have sex.
I wish I was older.[/quote:f8e2f]
Granted but now your 87 and shitting yourself.
I wish my debt was gone[/quote:f8e2f]granted, but repomen took all your shit.
I wish I had more wishes.
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Originally Posted by Arch
sillybeans!
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-16-2007, 07:54 PM
Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock
I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once
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Colonel
Posts: 9,369
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States of England
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06-16-2007, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
Granted, but your replacement wishes are taken from a fabulous gay man with a huge cock
I wish I could fuck 4 guys at once
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Granted but each one has 34 years worth of smegma build up that you have to first personally clean with your tongue only.
I wish for peace in the world
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General of the Army
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06-16-2007, 09:09 PM
granted, but now the world is overpopulated and the AIDS is rampant
I wish I had more posts.
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,644
Join Date: Dec 2003
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06-16-2007, 09:59 PM
Granted but they're on another fucking forum.
I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.
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Captain
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06-16-2007, 10:15 PM
[quote="TGB!":1aab2]Granted but they're on another fucking forum.
I wish Blitz and Nyck fought to the death for my amusement.[/quote:1aab2]
Granted, but unfortunately for you, Nyck won
I wish i made $250k a year without leaving the house
The world is my urinal
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Command Sergeant Major
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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06-16-2007, 10:25 PM
Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.
I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom.
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