[Arkan]

[quote="TGB!":7eb47]Granted, but its having sex with High Powered congressional leaders on their lunch break.

I wish I got a monthly BJ from Short-Hands mom.[/quote:7eb47]

Granted, but she's drooling of Syphilis everytime she's sucking on your tool

I wish Hilary Clinton dropped out of the Presidential race to take over Rosie's place on "The View"

[TGB!]

Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.

I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me.

[gtboys34]

[quote="TGB!":f4cc2]Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.

I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me.[/quote:f4cc2]granted, but i don't think they like abortion clinics..(o shiiit!!)

i wish i could moderate the forums

[Milla]

[quote=gtboys34]

Originally Posted by "TGB!":c0bc8

Granted, but its a true swap and Rosie takes Hillary's place on the campaign trail. . .and wins.

I wish Al Qaeda stopped being batshit crazy and worked for me.

granted, but i don't think they like abortion clinics..(o shiiit!!)

i wish i could moderate the forums[/quote:c0bc8]

Granted but everyone would leave and the only people left would be pyr0 and blitz


I wish this was Sparta

[Coleman]

Originally Posted by Milla

I wish this was Sparta

granted, there is no more sparta.

I want to be a porn star comparable to the legendary Peter North.

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Coleman

I want to be a porn star comparable to the legendary Peter North.

Granted, but u can only do gay and/or bestiality.


I wish i culd discover something really shit-hot from the ancient world like tutankhamen or atlantis or that.

[TGB!]

Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!

I wish I were dead.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="TGB!":bbea2]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!

I wish I were dead.[/quote:bbea2]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs.

I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted

[Pyro]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":36e19][quote="TGB!":36e19]Granted, but what you end up discovering is indeed flaming shit. . .Egyptian style!

I wish I were dead.[/quote:36e19]Granted, but Nyck would make you meet your demise via buttsechs.

I wish Pfc. Green came back and posted[/quote:36e19]

Granted, but now he'll be a citizen of France.

I wish life was really like a box of chocolates

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I wish life was really like a box of chocolates

Granted, but your the coconut one that no one likes and likes to throw away at the end.

I wish Mr. Buttocks actually was a pair of buttocks.

[Merlin122]

granted, but he talks like assey mcgee.

I wish i had ice cream.

[Snuff]

Granted, but it is Sclass spooge flavored.

I wish there was no hockey.

[Whatada]

Originally Posted by Snuff

Granted, but it is Sclass spooge flavored.

I wish there was no hockey.

Granted, but then we have to listen to the Canadians talk about curling.

I wish I was Jesus McButterfingers.

[Merlin122]

Granted, but you're light skinned and therefore less respected than your other negro bretheren.

I wish I could shoot mad 3's.

[Zoner]

Granted, but you will be forced to accept epic cornholings from Gilbert Arenas.

I wish I could go the fuck home.