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Default 06-21-2007, 11:15 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":00ef3][quote=Coleman]
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I wish I was stuck on a desert island with all the hot women I'd ever known & they never had PMS
Granted, they have AIDS.

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.[/quote:00ef3]

Granted but all you ever hear is how they wana make love to you

I wish I could retire with my mates to the Caribbean or Ibiza[/quote:00ef3]granted, but your mates are literally your mates.

I wish Comatose was dead.



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Default 06-21-2007, 11:18 AM

Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral


I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London
  
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Default 06-21-2007, 02:16 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":a0d9f]Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral


I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London[/quote:a0d9f]

Granted, but everyone in your building is t3h gh3y.

I wish for a picture of Mr. Buttocks.



  
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Default 06-21-2007, 02:20 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1dfe2][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1dfe2]Granted but his dying wish is necrophillia buttsehx with you at the funeral


I wish I had my own flat/apartment in London[/quote:1dfe2]

Granted, but everyone in your building is t3h gh3y.

I wish for a picture of Mr. Buttocks.[/quote:1dfe2]

Granted, but you can't see his package

I wish that i didn't have to go to the dentist today


  
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Default 06-21-2007, 02:23 PM

Granted, but they just hired hot topless dental assistants.

I wish it was 5:00


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Default 06-21-2007, 02:30 PM

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Granted, but they just hired hot topless dental assistants.

I wish it was 5:00
Granted, but it's now 5:00 am tomorrow morning.

I wish it was snowing.



  
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Default 06-21-2007, 04:40 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b86dd]

Granted, but it's now 5:00 am tomorrow morning.

I wish it was snowing.[/quote:b86dd]

Granted, its now snowing and about -45C. And its getting worse by the minute.

I wish I could get a good job for a change.



  
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Default 06-21-2007, 07:02 PM

Granted. but you will get fired right after you were hired.

i wish i didn't had to go to work tommorow morning


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Default 06-21-2007, 08:13 PM

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Granted. but you will get fired right after you were hired.

i wish i didn't had to go to work tommorow morning
Granted, your fired.

I wish the Pirates mod for BF2 would come out tomorrow.



  
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Default 06-21-2007, 09:02 PM

Granted, but the only women there would be 10,000 clones of Rosie Odonell.

I wish all terrorists were purple for easy identification.
  
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Default 06-22-2007, 04:28 AM

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Granted, but the only women there would be 10,000 clones of Rosie Odonell.

I wish all terrorists were purple for easy identification.
Granted but you walk under a ladder by a military base & someone spills purple paint all over you.

I wish I had a m1 helmet to go with my lil ww2 collection I have going. I'm heading to a re-enactment do this weekend with the 2nd armoured & so far I have the US infantry uniform but am missing the damn helmet!
  
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Default 06-22-2007, 06:13 AM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":1791c] I wish I had a m1 helmet to go with my lil ww2 collection I have going. I'm heading to a re-enactment do this weekend with the 2nd armoured & so far I have the US infantry uniform but am missing the damn helmet![/quote:1791c]
The helm is given unto u...however, the rest of ur garb has been rendered pashtun:

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Default 06-22-2007, 11:43 AM

Granted, but he's now the commanding officer behind the plan to invade Austrailia.

I wish Da_Bian's balls were here...
  
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Default 06-22-2007, 12:24 PM

Granted, but he was immediately banned and pics removed.

I wish I had a large double-double.


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Default 06-22-2007, 01:15 PM

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Granted, but he was immediately banned and pics removed.

I wish I had a large double-double.
granted but Bians balls were dipped in it

i wish i had a sandwich in front of my face now


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