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				07-06-2008, 10:41 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Yeah, got something in my eye while working on the house and had to pay a visit to the ER a few hours later. Turns out there's nothing in there, just a scratched cornea. Feels like there's still something in there though. Fucking bothersome i say. Oh well, nothing that Mr. Jack Daniels can't temporarily fix at the moment.  
 
Why do i feel the need to post this?  Well, think of it as a bit of advice from Uncle Arkan. Always wear safety glasses whilst working on shit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			 
            
                
            
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				07-07-2008, 01:35 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		thats weird, i got something in my eye last week as well.  my brother and i have been painting rooms in the house, and when we were doing the ceiling for one of the rooms, apparently a piece got in my eye.  it felt like there was something in my eye for 3 days but i couldnt see anything. finally went to the eye doctors and they took a needle tip and took it off.  SO much better. 
 
if its still bothering you in a couple days, i would definitely go to an actual eye doctor, they have those crazy things to look at your eye really close. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-07-2008, 10:13 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		dry eyes, get clear eyes 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		hahah zoner 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-07-2008, 03:35 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		I was trying to fix a flat on my bike tire as a kid. 
  
I had the tube inflated so I could find the hole to repair it. 
  
Like an asshat, I squeezed superglue on it as air was still leaking. 
  
Needless to say, superglue sprayed into my eye and I had the glob on there for about three days before my body took care of it. 
  
What a tool. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-08-2008, 01:10 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		did your body spit or swallow the glob 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-10-2008, 11:41 AM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		 
I always wear my eyepro while working  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-10-2008, 01:36 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Holy FacK1 
  
How much does that SAW weigh? 
  
Stay safe! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-10-2008, 07:12 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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					Originally Posted by  [DAS REICH] Blitz
					 
				 
				dry eyes, get clear eyes 
			
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 All you do now is quote slogans, songs, and commercials.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-10-2008, 07:15 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		We're looking up at the same night sky 
And keep pretending the sun will not rise 
We'll be together for one more night, 
Somewhere, somehow. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-10-2008, 08:39 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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 Eh, fuck it. At least he's still posting.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-11-2008, 08:04 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		
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				Holy FacK1 
  
How much does that SAW weigh? 
  
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 16.5 lb empty  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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				07-11-2008, 11:52 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		Ok, eye is fine, now my f00kin' leg is fucked. Burnt it on a Daytona Coupe exhaust. Finally got bitten by a snake but unfortunately, it wasn't mine. It's really not bad, just a small area. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			 
            
                
            
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				07-14-2008, 07:33 PM
			
			
			
		  
		
	
                
            	
		
		
		I light the spliff with flag while I'm burning it 
 
you wanted to get bit by a snake? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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