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Default 10-02-2008, 03:09 PM
Q: A trucker is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't be driving into peoples kitchens.
  
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Default 10-03-2008, 06:22 PM
a flamboyant gay dude enters a rough ghetto bar and asks the toughest negro/mexican/maori dude there if he wants a blow job

the dude beats the shit out of him to near death

bartender asks - "whoa man why'd you do that??? what did he say to you"

dude responds "fuckin prick said something about a job"
  
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