[mr.miyagi]

you should really rethink what you're doing. Sneaking out of the house about 3am every night to see your wild forest mistress isn't all too healthy for the ol' pecker. I bet that six hour session with the maple tree wouldn't have had your groin screaming for more syrup sex either.

4real, about 3 months ago i had f**kin sore balls for a few days coz i had been sitting down for hours and hours, it was very fuckin painful, like cramp that i couldn't do anything about. not a laughing matter. I hope you're feeling better soon.

I do recommend Mr.X's range of genital products though, very tasty