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Default 12-14-2004, 08:52 AM

"Remember son, your cheapest piece of ass is also your most expensive"

"All women are the same son, they're all nuts"

Best advice from mom thats oh so true:
"If you want something done right, do it yourself"


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Default 12-14-2004, 12:30 PM

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"Remember son, your cheapest piece of ass is also your most expensive"
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Default 12-14-2004, 12:37 PM

back in high school at one of our school dances ( i was a freshman) I was gonna fight this huge ape on the football team..cept he didint know it biggrin: so i ask my dad for some pointers on the fight:

Dad: Take this..(he hands me a roll of nickels)

Me: what am i supposed to do with this?

Dad: when you punch the fucker in the face make sure you have this in your hand..it will break some knuckles but he will be out in one punch...

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Default 12-14-2004, 02:52 PM

son, you can be anything you want to be, just dont be a accountant ( which is his profession)


  
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Default 12-14-2004, 02:57 PM

My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 03:12 PM

machette you are not schindler


  
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Default 12-14-2004, 03:23 PM

Was waiting for someone to say that....+1 for good observation.
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 04:20 PM

"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt."
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 04:40 PM

"Dont slap guys in the ass with a towel..that means you're gay"
to my brother who is 12


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Default 12-14-2004, 04:47 PM

"I took you into this world, i can take you out."

"Fuck you, die."

pretty good advice if i do say so myself, that bastard
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 04:49 PM

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My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
what was the advice he gave you when the kids made fun of you cause of your name?
lol courtney
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 04:58 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":a5383]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Machette
My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
what was the advice he gave you when the kids made fun of you cause of your name?
lol courtney[/quote:a5383]

No he said LOLZ SON I FUKED J004LYFE WITH A CHIXZ0R NAME...


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Default 12-14-2004, 05:19 PM

[quote=Nyck]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":500db
Quote:
Originally Posted by Machette
My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
what was the advice he gave you when the kids made fun of you cause of your name?
lol courtney
No he said LOLZ SON I FUKED J004LYFE WITH A CHIXZ0R NAME...[/quote:500db]
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Default 12-14-2004, 05:21 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":44101]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Machette
My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
what was the advice he gave you when the kids made fun of you cause of your name?
lol courtney[/quote:44101]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL rock: rock: rock: rock:




































sleeping:

p.s scott your to leet to handle, cant even make a decent come back for you rolleyes:

If you know anything about British ancestry, Courtney is considered a uni-sex name and my dad came from Britain...wait go figure rolleyes: , theres a black guy on Law and Order:CI his name is Courtney..alot of Jamaicans have the name to...so its nothing new and different..if you knew your facts maybe you could make use out of yourself. sleeping:
  
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Default 12-14-2004, 05:33 PM

[quote=Machette]
Quote:
Originally Posted by "Scalping Chief":73cfd
Quote:
Originally Posted by Machette
My father told me to be fond of three things in life

A forgiving priest, A Good Doctor and A Clever Accountant
what was the advice he gave you when the kids made fun of you cause of your name?
lol courtney
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL rock: rock: rock: rock:




































sleeping:

p.s scott your to leet to handle, cant even make a decent come back for you rolleyes:

If you know anything about British ancestry, Courtney is considered a uni-sex name and my dad came from Britain...wait go figure rolleyes: , theres a black guy on Law and Order:CI his name is Courtney..alot of Jamaicans have the name to...so its nothing new and different..if you knew your facts maybe you could make use out of yourself. sleeping:[/quote:73cfd]

Struck a nerve? happy:
  
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