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Captain
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07-27-2005, 03:17 PM
"Fuck a Rabbi"
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,389
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Is "Fuck You" A Valid Answer?
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07-27-2005, 03:22 PM
"Please Fuck Me"
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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07-27-2005, 06:00 PM
suck my cocks off
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
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07-27-2005, 06:09 PM
A paedophile and a 9 yr old boy are walking through the woods on a spooky night.
The boy says to the paedophile: "Mister... I'm scared!"
The paedophile replies: "You think you're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"
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"The dog doesn't know its not bacon"
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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07-27-2005, 07:29 PM
Argh, my urethra feels clogged
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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07-27-2005, 07:36 PM
A room full of hard ons and no where to sit.
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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07-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Daniel Dey Louis stole my mayo and filled my sandals with cottage cheese. Talk about a garbagefaced-retard ffs. annoy:
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Colonel
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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07-27-2005, 07:39 PM
Let's Do This, I'm A Cashew
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Sergeant 1st Class
Posts: 1,693
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Touchdown City- Morgantown, West Virginia
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07-27-2005, 08:15 PM
There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "man its hot in here." The other muffins says.........
"HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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07-27-2005, 08:17 PM
"Congratulations to The Toronto Maple Leafs on winning the stanley cup"
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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07-27-2005, 08:18 PM
^ HAW HAW! Word.
"Take the last beer...I insist." -- Zoner
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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07-27-2005, 08:29 PM
drunken quotes
*Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places!
*Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker!
*Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit!
*Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked
[To some lesbians at a club]
*Will: My mother used to dance just like that!
[Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor]
*Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! *waves hand across the crowds of girls infront.
*Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck?
*Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.
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Administrator
Posts: 17,739
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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07-27-2005, 08:30 PM
I want to party with teh bunneh. rock:
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
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07-27-2005, 08:31 PM
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Administrator
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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07-27-2005, 08:35 PM
Unfortunately, I won't be near the Medway Valley Leisure Park of the Cuxton Road (A228) in Strood anytime soon.
Dang.
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