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Forum: Offtopic 01-01-2006, 10:32 PM
Replies: 6,756
Views: 35,671
Posted By Albow0001
Beware.....the woman with a fair body and an...

Beware.....the woman with a fair body and an unattractive head often finds herself with a new face pasted on in photochop. Telltale signs include:
[ ] NO FUCKING NECK
[ ] A head roughly 6 feet...
Forum: Offtopic 12-02-2005, 12:36 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 19
Posted By Albow0001
Re: Mark of Kri

using my free hand to thrust
Forum: Offtopic 07-05-2005, 07:53 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 19
Posted By Albow0001
Woot, now that the mods are letting it slide,...

Woot, now that the mods are letting it slide, time to slip in porno!

And Warez


And fingernails.
Forum: Offtopic 07-05-2005, 07:45 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 19
Posted By Albow0001
GTFO NOW

GTFO NOW
Forum: Offtopic 07-04-2005, 04:35 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 74
Posted By Albow0001
Ohhhhhhhh this was the perfect time for this...

Ohhhhhhhh this was the perfect time for this convo to come up.

I was just playing [a href/OLDSCHOOL] System Shock and Fallout 1/2 [end teh oldzchool plzplz] today, and let me say: Really, truly...
Forum: Offtopic 07-03-2005, 06:26 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 36
Posted By Albow0001
Lets see what this one is capable of....i doubt...

Lets see what this one is capable of....i doubt it'll be better than "Poop"....that one made me laugh for days
Forum: Offtopic 06-29-2005, 04:08 AM
Replies: 6,756
Views: 35,671
Posted By Albow0001
Gaaaaahhh.... Something about being able to...

Gaaaaahhh....

Something about being able to see through her to the other side at parts was just really gross...i mean, i'm an art student, and i appreciate the human figure more than i think is...
Forum: Offtopic 06-25-2005, 06:21 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 124
Posted By Albow0001
Heh...its funny because the writing in that was...

Heh...its funny because the writing in that was better than the writing in the actual land of the dead movie.... calmdown:
Forum: Offtopic 06-25-2005, 02:13 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 39
Posted By Albow0001
I cant believe smell ya later replaced goodbye...

I cant believe smell ya later replaced goodbye...
Forum: Offtopic 06-23-2005, 02:27 AM
Replies: 6,756
Views: 35,671
Posted By Albow0001
Y'Egads! You win $10 if those pics are still...

Y'Egads!

You win $10 if those pics are still up 24 hours from now LOL
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2005, 02:31 AM
Replies: 171
Views: 65
Posted By Albow0001
I second 28 days later, DAMN fine movie, and for...

I second 28 days later, DAMN fine movie, and for all i've seen of the horror and zombie flicks, it stands millions of miles above the rest of the field (bar only maybe shaun of the dead) for just...
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2005, 02:19 AM
Replies: 6,756
Views: 35,671
Posted By Albow0001
Yeah and you dont need to look too hard in areas...

Yeah and you dont need to look too hard in areas to see where the borderline fails to cover up...

rock:
Forum: Offtopic 06-21-2005, 02:18 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 550,603
Posted By Albow0001
Nigga plz! Chapstick is for the un-hardcore only....

Nigga plz! Chapstick is for the un-hardcore only. Pirates and ninjas dont need chapstick at all. And, when you get laid with or without out, you kinda stop caring as time goes on.

The red spots...
Forum: Offtopic 06-19-2005, 01:40 AM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 550,603
Posted By Albow0001
YOUR H-SCROLLS BE DAMNED Fairly warned be thee,...

YOUR H-SCROLLS BE DAMNED
Fairly warned be thee, says me



Ok, so kids, who's ever wanted to know what its like around exam time for animators and 3d artists in the works? Its different than you...
Forum: Offtopic 06-18-2005, 11:39 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 18
Posted By Albow0001
Heh...was i the only one that laughed when you...

Heh...was i the only one that laughed when you first read "Idle *members*" ?

...

Really big show. Really big.
Forum: Offtopic 06-18-2005, 11:36 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 23
Posted By Albow0001
Fuck...she still looks so hot...like...facially...

Fuck...she still looks so hot...like...facially too...but

Then you look down at that arm and you know she wouldnt even be able-
NO

Must....cant....not....help...no...sexual...comment...
...
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2005, 08:36 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 17
Posted By Albow0001
I...i have to admit, i read through his first...

I...i have to admit, i read through his first page of posts like 3 times...

Despite 3 readthroughs, i cannot, CANNOT, find the missing link

How the FUCK did he get from cycling to terrorism?...
Forum: Offtopic 06-17-2005, 08:25 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 17
Posted By Albow0001
[quote:74915]Looking for a cycling companion of...

[quote:74915]Looking for a cycling companion of the opposite sex is perfectly normal, healthy, and legal[/quote:74915]


*cough* GUILTY CONSCIENCE MUCH? *cough*
Forum: Battlefield Series: General Discussion 06-13-2005, 01:47 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 129
Posted By Albow0001
Yeah my experiment with Sloi the pilot was...

Yeah my experiment with Sloi the pilot was an...interesting one (prepares old grandpa storytelling pose)

So, we logged onto a server, where he applied for commander and was immediately voted in....
Forum: Battlefield Series: General Discussion 06-11-2005, 06:05 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 163
Posted By Albow0001
Your single player? Because if so, that...

Your single player?

Because if so, that would rock. 10 minutes is far too short to really enjoy a bout of SP
Forum: Battlefield Series: General Discussion 06-11-2005, 05:50 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 163
Posted By Albow0001
Now what i need is a mod that scratches the...

Now what i need is a mod that scratches the timelimit, or replaces the 16player map in SP with the 32 player map in SP

I rather like the single player part...its like a slower version of the...
Forum: Battlefield Series: General Discussion 06-11-2005, 04:24 PM
Replies: 880
Views: 163
Posted By Albow0001
Yeah, I'm finding that on the few servers where...

Yeah, I'm finding that on the few servers where people stick together in their teams, the fighting is fucking leet rock:

Otherwise, its just sort of DC repeated...I'm actually liking the 16 man...
Forum: Offtopic 04-09-2005, 10:48 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 66
Posted By Albow0001
Hot bookworm chicks? Hardcore female anatomy...

Hot bookworm chicks?

Hardcore female anatomy study sessions? anything redeeming?
Forum: Offtopic 04-09-2005, 10:08 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 66
Posted By Albow0001
I'm a projectionist at a local theater, its got...

I'm a projectionist at a local theater, its got about 8 theaters running.

I've worked there over 2 years, and i've climbed my way up from serving you your food and drinks to cleaning up your kid's...
Forum: Offtopic 02-25-2005, 09:38 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 17
Posted By Albow0001
Totally changing this title to "Mein Geburtstag" ...

Totally changing this title to "Mein Geburtstag"

And this makes me 20....or, if my birthday was 4 days later, it would've made me 5 years old...feckin leap years...
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