[Snuff]

A young woman went to the doctor because
she had an extremely large labia and wanted him
to fix it. She was quite embarassed and didnt want
anyone to know why she was in the hospital to have surgery.
When she woke up after surgery there were three roses on
her bed. She was extremely pissed because she thought the doctor
had told her friends/family. Later the doctor made his rounds and she let him have it. The doctor said "wait aminute, i didn't tell anyone about you having surgery". The woman replied and wanted to know who the roses were from.
The doctor replied " the first two roses are from my nurse and I. We felt bad since you were in the hospital all by yourself." The woman replied"well who is the third rose from?" The doctor replied" The third rose is from a guy in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"