[anoXia]

A fat man decides he wants to lose some weight. So he sees a commercial that says lose as much weight as you want in a week. So he calls up the company and the operator says "Yes sir, we will send an agent over tommow morning," So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this hot, hot girl and she has a sign that says "You can have me if you catch me," So he chases her around for a week and he loses 20 pounds.

The next day he says to the company operartor "I want to lose 30 pounds,"So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this hot, hot girl and she has a sign that says "You can have me if you catch me," So he chases her around for a week and he loses 30 pounds.

The next day he says to the company operartor "I want to lose 30 pounds,"So he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning and there is this ugly man standing over him with a sign that says "If I catch you I can have you"