[Swill]

"Son....theres comes a point in life where you are going to have a funny feeling, its called love.... when a man and a women make love....he sticks his penis in the womens hole, called a vagina....then sperm comes out and a child is born, now sex can be fun , but your gift as a man should not be abused on a women...find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with....then son you`ll be happy..."

also
"Son, if you marry an asian, african american, or indian or caccuasion just remember their all pink inside."

Some other stuff too