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Default 12-27-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyck
every story arkan has is about fucking one or more bitches...rofl


Nyck
"I went to the grocery store today and bought some groceries"

Arkan
"I remember when I went to the grocery store, The chick at the deli counter was smokin hot. I took her in the back room and blasted her in the shitter, then suddenly the produce girl walked bye. Did she run in horror. hell no she went down and started suckin on Ol' Arkans balls while I blasted the deli chick in the shitter. I grabbed a 8 inch cucumber and started pounding the produce chicks asshole with it while I fisted her cunt. Man Ill never forget going to the grocery store."
ROFLMAO.......tears are welling in my eyes from the laughter.

+ 1 you bastard.

Disclaimer: I swear these stories are true. Perhaps living in NY helps, i dunno.


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