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Default Re: WTF - 10-02-2004, 03:13 PM
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The male orgasm is a wondrous thing. Through contractions, semen is released through the urethra. However, what is odd about this is that urine is supposed to travel through this tube. So doesn’t that mean that semen will become contaminated by traveling the same path that urine does? The answer is no because, precum, a lubricating, clear, sticky formula, cleans the urethra before ejaculation. However, what does it mean when precum is present long before a man hits the brink of orgasm?
Precum is supposed to destroy some kind of something inside of the vagina, so the sperm isn't killed by this 'something'.

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It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts
  
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Default 10-04-2004, 01:42 AM
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It also gets down in between those feminine teeth to kill gingivitis where it starts
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Tartar control? It controls tartar sauce, nothing can bypass the high-tech security system of listerine
  
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